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Thursday, August 10, 2006

WAR IS OVER (If you want it)

I just got off the phone with my friend Henry, who is currently marooned at the Atlanta airport. The news came down the wire this morning that the British have foiled a terrorist plot to blow up in the neighborhood of 10 jet planes with liquid explosives. I'm here to tell you that the era of terrorism is over. The jihadists have finally gone and fucked with the wrong people. I certainly wouldn't want to be the one responsible for denying women their shampoos, lotions, and perfumes. If my theory holds, the ladies of the world will rise as one and put an end to terrorism once and for all.


At 8/10/2006 01:44:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, so by your logic, the only way men would have defeated terrorists is if they were trying to deny them beer and porn? That's pretty sexist.

At 8/11/2006 05:36:00 PM, Blogger Heather said...

I've been following your blog for a while now, but don't think I've ever left a comment. (Bad, bad, bad, I know.) The last couple have been totally brilliant. I really appreciate hearing from an American who is critical of his own culture. Up here in Canada we could be led to believe American are all a bunch of jingo-istic war mongers. Our media is pretty biased.

At 8/14/2006 10:40:00 AM, Blogger Garth Johnson said...

Dude! Terrorists ARE trying to deny men their beer and porn. Men are too weak and dishonest to go after terrorists for real reasons, and have to use some hokum about freedom, lines in the sand, and nation building. Extra points for the ladies! Maybe the Gates fund should spend some of that Warren Buffet money on buying cast-iron skillets for the wives of terrorists to whack their significant others with when they get out of line.


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