Church Sign Generator

Church Sign Generator
Originally uploaded by Extreme Craft.

One of the benefits of living in the South is the profusion of sloganeering on signs. The two places that have the best slogans are churches...and strip clubs. I actually think strip clubs have the upper hand, with slogans like "FIRE SALE--ALL OUR CLOTHES MUST GO". The church around the corner from my house has been stuck on "SIGN BROKEN--MESSAGE INSIDE" for much too long. If you aren't fortunate enough to live in Dixie, the CHURCH SIGN GENERATOR could come in handy. Simply enter the text you'd like to see, and VOILA! Now, if they'd ony make a strip club sign generator, my life would be completely complete.