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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

BeauVines


I'm sooooooo over the cows. I remember seeing them in Chicago the first time, and being mildly amused. Now that every city has felt the need to pick their spirit animal and decorate them, it's starting to get a little old. Atlanta did cows. Yawn. Athens has creepy little bulldawgs everywhere...my hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska did the most godawful bicycles. Perhaps thinking that cozying up to some crazy American customs might get them out of Freedom Fry Hell, the French have brought the cow concept to Paris. God bless 'em, though for kicking it up a notch. Witness the above photo of "Time for Seduction" by lingerie designer Chantal Thomass. A freakin' lacy udder thong? Wait until the folks at Chick-Fil-A get their hooves on this one!

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3 Comments:

At 4/26/2006 05:05:00 PM, Anonymous the kitchener bitch said...

That is fantastically hideous. I shall never look at a g-string OR a glass of milk the same way again.

 
At 4/27/2006 10:34:00 AM, Blogger Robert said...

Lol,
I used to hand milk twice daily, no that’s not some euphemism: seeing this made me feel a bit...

...err Odd

 
At 5/02/2006 11:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may have seen this before but one of these cows was held hostage and decaptitated a few years ago. http://www.artliberated.org/?p=cases&id=27

 

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