A compendium of craft masquerading as art, art masquerading as craft, and craft extending its middle finger.

Monday, September 12, 2005

This one's for Pearl Harbor!

WE ARE FREAKIN' AMERICANS! ARE WE GONNA LET A BUNCH OF JAPANESE SHOW US HOW TO DECORATE OUR HOT DOGS? HELL NO! WE'VE GOT A MACHINE TO MAKE OUR FREAKIN' HOT DOGS INTO OCTOPI!, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, FISH EATERS! LEAVE THE HOT DOGS TO THE BIG BOYS! HELL, MAYBE NEXT YEAR WE'LL FIND A MACHINE TO MAKE SUSHI INTO UNICORNS! WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OF THAT!!!!!!!!! USA! USA! USA!.....Seriously, folks. I showed my work at a great art gallery in Germany last year, and I brought the Octodogger to the opening. It wasn't very popular at first...but after a few pilseners, the Octodogs started looking pretttttty appealing. I wish that you all could have seen Germany's second...um..I mean third surrender.



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