A compendium of craft masquerading as art, art masquerading as craft, and craft extending its middle finger.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

If This Van's a Rockin'


Pimping one's ride is an excellent example of Extreme Craft, and its correlary principle, the "whim of iron". My father and his friends reportedly used to hook up the parking brake on their cars up to one of the rear wheels, enabling them to pull instant 180 degree turns on the Nebraska gravel roads. Ladies and gentlemen, I direct your attention to the most excellent HOOPTYRIDES, who offer the first in what I hope will be an extensive tribute to custom vans. From the dawn of the automobile, hot-rodders quested for speed and style, but it took custom van owners to make child molestation into a ghetto-fabulous lifestyle. Whatever you do, DO NOT accept candy from this man.

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