I had to wait until well after breakfast to post this one. Let's say, hypothetically, that you're sitting around today, and the muse has passed you by. Inspirado is only as far as your (or your significant other's) medicine cabinet! Until today, I was unaware of the genre of TAMPON CRAFTING, whereby lovely knick-knacks are created out of feminine hygeine products. Tacky Living offers up this tutorial on creating a a "Rocket Tampon Ornament". While we're on the subject, don't forget Vinnie, patron saint of the period, and tamponart.com, which offers up dozens of examples, including Santa's Penis and Liberace's Shower. Don't let that monthly cramp your style (coff)--check out Salon.com's loveletter to Thermacare heating pads. You're welcome.