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Monday, March 28, 2005

Surrealistic Pillow

Are you facing the loss of a cherished pet? If so, Jeanette's Taxidermy offers an alternative to having Fluffy stuffed and mounted (terribly gauche). For a nominal fee, Jeanette will turn your pet into a PILLOW that you can cherish forever. Tasteful. Timeless.

Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure there will be no hair slippage.  Double bag to insure no freezerburn.  Ship packages ONLY on Monday's to prevent carrier mishaps.  All frozen animals must be shipped next day air to insure against spoilage.  In case of large animals please call for shipping instructions.

I wonder what she could do for my goldfish....or Terry Schiavo! Link via BoingBoing


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